gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

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perma-scowl:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven

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susemoji:

lordemusic:

moods, washington

when scrolling through this i thought ‘wow dis girl look like lorde’ and then i was like ‘haha i am the correct’

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pemsylvania:

I hate commercials that play twice in a row who do you think you are

(Source: pemsylvania)

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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(Source: rneerkat)

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faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

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thecreepypastaqueen:

This is why I love people on the internet…

thecreepypastaqueen:

This is why I love people on the internet…

(Source: falcon-punch-levi)

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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)

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aeroknight:

someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked

Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
H2O

some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.

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